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Friday, January 27th, 2006
4:43 pm	KENDALL FALL CHAPTER 2 (MEET HER NEW BOYFRIEND JACK) OKAY IN THIS UPDATE WE WILL HAVE A BIRTH, A MOVEIN, AND A DEATH! RRRRRRRRING!!! JACK- HELLO? CALLER- WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING KENDALLS CELL? JACK- IM HER BOYFRIEND CALLER- DANNY? JACK- NO.... JACK. JACK FAIRY! CALLER- WHERE IS MY BABY? JACK- SHES RESTING FROM BIRTH! CALLER- BIRTH! WAKE HER UP THIS IS A FAMILY EMERGENCY! JACK- OKAY.... KENDALL! WAKE UP! KENDALL- WHAT? JACK- FAMILY EMERGENCY! KENDALL- HELLO? CALLER- LISTEN YOUR SISTER KENJAH WENT TO FLORIDA AND GOT KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT! DAD AND I CANT GO BECAUSE WE HAVE NO MONEY! KENDALL- MOM I WILL GO CALLER- THANK YOU SWEETIE. THANK YOU. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 25th, 2006
6:07 pm	OKAY REMEMBER THIS IS ABOUT MY HOMEGIRL KENDALL FALL WHOM A MADE LAST NIGHT SO HERE YA GO! HEY GUYS! ITS YA GIRL KENDALL FALL! MY MOM IS A FAMOUSE SINGER AND MY DAD IS A FAMOUS RAPPER (WELL... THEY WERE!) SO WE LIVE IN A MANSION OVER IN STRANGETOWN. A 11 BEDROOM; 3 STORY HOUSE FOR ONLY FOUR PEOPLE IN ORDER: DAD, MOM, MY BIG SISTER KENJAH, AND ME (KENDALL). YEP IM THE BABY OF THE FAMILY BUT MOM CAN STILL HAVE BABIES SHES ONLY IN HER EARLY 30'S IM 14 YEARS OLD AND MY SISTER KENJAH, IS ONLY 17! SHE HAD MY SISTER WHEN SHE LIKE 15. MY SISTER IS THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN HER SCHOOl! YES.. WE GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS. IM POPULAR AT MINES AND SHES POPULAR AT HERS. MOM- KENDALL! GET DOWN HERE FOR BREAKFAST! ME- HOLD ON! MOM- GET DOWN HERE! ME- OKAY! MOM- QUIT HOLLERING! DAD- COME ON AND GET DOWN STAIRS BEFORE YOU BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! ME- YES DADDY! RRRRING!!! ME- HELLO? CALLER- HELLO. MAY I SPEAK TO KENDALL FALL? ME- SPEAKING. CALLER- OH HI! THIS IS DANNY WRIGHT FROM SCHOOL. I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD GO OUT ON FRIDAY? ME- YES. CALLER- WELL SEE YOU FRIDAY. BYE. ME- BYE. ME- HAHA! SIS! I GOT A DATE ON FRIDAY! MOM- CANCEL IT. ME- WHAT? MOM- LISTEN BABY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE A MODEL, AND YOU KNOW THAT FRIDAY IS YOUR WORKOUT NIGHT! ME- ILL MOVE IT TO SATURDAY! MOM LET ME HAVE SO FUN! DADDY! DADDY- LET HER GO! MOM- FINE! BE AT HOME BY 10! ME- 10!? YOU ARE JUST TOO STRICT! MOM- THANK YOU! [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<danny [...] now.>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] OKAY REMEMBER THIS IS ABOUT MY HOMEGIRL KENDALL FALL WHOM A MADE LAST NIGHT SO HERE YA GO! HEY GUYS! ITS YA GIRL KENDALL FALL! MY MOM IS A FAMOUSE SINGER AND MY DAD IS A FAMOUS RAPPER (WELL... THEY WERE!) SO WE LIVE IN A MANSION OVER IN STRANGETOWN. A 11 BEDROOM; 3 STORY HOUSE FOR ONLY FOUR PEOPLE IN ORDER: DAD, MOM, MY BIG SISTER KENJAH, AND ME (KENDALL). YEP IM THE BABY OF THE FAMILY BUT MOM CAN STILL HAVE BABIES SHES ONLY IN HER EARLY 30'S IM 14 YEARS OLD AND MY SISTER KENJAH, IS ONLY 17! SHE HAD MY SISTER WHEN SHE LIKE 15. MY SISTER IS THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN HER SCHOOl! YES.. WE GO TO DIFFERENT SCHOOLS. IM POPULAR AT MINES AND SHES POPULAR AT HERS. MOM- KENDALL! GET DOWN HERE FOR BREAKFAST! ME- HOLD ON! MOM- GET DOWN HERE! ME- OKAY! MOM- QUIT HOLLERING! DAD- COME ON AND GET DOWN STAIRS BEFORE YOU BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! ME- YES DADDY! RRRRING!!! ME- HELLO? CALLER- HELLO. MAY I SPEAK TO KENDALL FALL? ME- SPEAKING. CALLER- OH HI! THIS IS DANNY WRIGHT FROM SCHOOL. I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD GO OUT ON FRIDAY? ME- YES. CALLER- WELL SEE YOU FRIDAY. BYE. ME- BYE. ME- HAHA! SIS! I GOT A DATE ON FRIDAY! MOM- CANCEL IT. ME- WHAT? MOM- LISTEN BABY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE A MODEL, AND YOU KNOW THAT FRIDAY IS YOUR WORKOUT NIGHT! ME- ILL MOVE IT TO SATURDAY! MOM LET ME HAVE SO FUN! DADDY! DADDY- LET HER GO! MOM- FINE! BE AT HOME BY 10! ME- 10!? YOU ARE JUST TOO STRICT! MOM- THANK YOU! <DANNY AND KENDALL HAVE BEEN GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER FOR A YEAR NOW.> ME- DANNY? CALLER- YEAH. ME- LISTEN. MEET ME BY THE POOL. CALLER- OKAY. BE THERE IN FIVE. ME- OKAY. DAN- WHAT IS IT? ME- WELL... IM PREGNANT. DAN- WHAT! NO LISTEN! IM ONLY 20! YOUR 15! NO! I KNOW YOU CAN DO BETTER.... I GOTTA GO. MY FAMILY IS MOVING! ME- FINE! JUST WALK OUT ON YOUR CHILD LIKE THIS! EVEN THOUGH IM SNEAKING OUT OF MY HOUSE TO SEE YOUR BUTT! MOM- YOUNG LADY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL NIGHT? (SHE SLAPS ME AND MAKES ME HIT MY HEAD ON THE TELEPHONE) ME- OUT WITH A FRIEND. MOM- IS THIS FRIENDS NAME DANNY WRIGHT? ME- YEA. MOM- YOUR FATHER WANTS YOU! DAD- LITTLE GIRL! I TOLD YOU, YOU WERE TOO FAST FOR YOUR LITTLE AGE! ME- IM MOVING OUT! DAD- OKAY. YOULL BE BACK! LIKE YOU GOT SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO! <I CAMPED IN THE PARK ALL THESE TIMES WHEN A OLD MAN FOUND ME> MAN- UM HELLO IM ZACH FAIRY AND I COULDNT HELP BUT ARE YOU POOR? ME- NO! IM RUNNIG AWAY FROM MY ABUSIVE PARENTS! MAN- OH... LIKE THE SHIRT! ARE YOU PREGNANT? ME- YES SIR.... MAN- LOOK CAN YOU HAVE DINNER WITH ME? ME- I WILL ONLY DO IT FOR THE BABY. MAN- THIS IS MY HOUSE! ME- WHOA! THIS BIG OLD THING? MAN- IT USED TO BE A FAMILY HOUSE. MY WIFE DIED GIVING BIRTH TO MY SON. MY SON MOVED TO PLEASANTVIEW. ME- OHHH.... MAN- WILL YOU MOVE IN WITH ME? ME- SURE. MAN- LET ME SHOW YOU YOUR ROOM.... ME- THANK YOU SO MUCH ZACH! MAN- WELCOME! WELL LETS GO SHOPPING. ME- I HAVE CLOTHES. MAN- ARE THEY LIKE THOSE? ME- YEAH! MAN- WELL.. LETS GO SHOPPING! <THEY WENT SHOPPING AND GOT CLOTHES FOR HER AND THE BABY! THEY BOUGHT A WHOLE NURSERY FOR THE BABY!> <SHE MET ZACHS SON JACK AND THEY FELL IN LOVE AND HE PROMISED TO TAKE CARE OF HER AND HER BABY!> ME- I GUESS I WILL COOK..... ECK! OMG! THE BABY! JACK- OMG! PUSH BREATHE! <SHE DELIVERED TO A BABY GIRL WHOM JACK NAMED ANNA NICHOLE FALL> JACK- SHES BEAUTIFUL! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 24th, 2006
9:05 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 9 OKAY REMEMBER OLIVIA WILL BE "ME" SHE ALREADY BABYSITTED THE TWINS SO SHE WILL HAVE THE BABY NOW... ME- HELLO MAY I SPEAK TO DOCTOR SMITH? NURSE- HOLD ON AND THANK YOU FOR CALLING SIM STATE HOSPITAL. DOC- HELLO? ME- DOCTOR SMITH, I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE BABY WILL BE? DOC- WELL LETS SEE MRS. CAMPS, YOUR HUSBAND ALREADY CALLED AND I TOLD HIM YOU ARE HAVING A LITTLE GIRL... ME- WELL... HMM.. THANK YOU. ME- LET ME CALL GINA (HIS PAST GIRLFRIEND) RRRRRRRINNNG GINA- HELLO? ME- HEY GINA! ITS ME OLIVIA! GINA- HEY OLIVIA! ME- HOWS THE BABY? GINA- SHE COOL! ME- I WAS WONDERING HOW DID TREVOR FEEL WHEN YOU TOLD HIM YOU WERE PREGNANT? GINA- GIRL HE GOT MAD AND ALMOST TRIED TO KILL ME... IT WOULD'VE BEEM WORST IF IT WASNT HES. ME- WELL I UM.. GOTTA GO CHECK ON THE LOBSTER. GINA- BYE. ME- BYE. [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<she [...] granny)>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] OKAY REMEMBER OLIVIA WILL BE "ME" SHE ALREADY BABYSITTED THE TWINS SO SHE WILL HAVE THE BABY NOW... ME- HELLO MAY I SPEAK TO DOCTOR SMITH? NURSE- HOLD ON AND THANK YOU FOR CALLING SIM STATE HOSPITAL. DOC- HELLO? ME- DOCTOR SMITH, I WAS WONDERING WHAT THE BABY WILL BE? DOC- WELL LETS SEE MRS. CAMPS, YOUR HUSBAND ALREADY CALLED AND I TOLD HIM YOU ARE HAVING A LITTLE GIRL... ME- WELL... HMM.. THANK YOU. ME- LET ME CALL GINA (HIS PAST GIRLFRIEND) RRRRRRRINNNG GINA- HELLO? ME- HEY GINA! ITS ME OLIVIA! GINA- HEY OLIVIA! ME- HOWS THE BABY? GINA- SHE COOL! ME- I WAS WONDERING HOW DID TREVOR FEEL WHEN YOU TOLD HIM YOU WERE PREGNANT? GINA- GIRL HE GOT MAD AND ALMOST TRIED TO KILL ME... IT WOULD'VE BEEM WORST IF IT WASNT HES. ME- WELL I UM.. GOTTA GO CHECK ON THE LOBSTER. GINA- BYE. ME- BYE. <SHE WENT TO LABOR AND HAD A LITTLE BLONDE GREEN EYED GIRL SHE NAMED STEAVLYN NICOLE HEART (HEART FOR HER GRANNY)> ME- YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE TREVOR! LET ME MAKE YOU A DOCTORS APPOINTMENT... NURSE- WELCOME TO SIM STATE HOSPITAL HOW MAY I HELP YOU? ME- HEY TRIXI THIS ME OLIVIA. NURSE- DOCTOR SMITH PLEASE ANSWER LINE 1! DOC- HELLO? MRS. CAMPS? ME- YES. I WILL LIKE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR MY LITTLE GIRL. DOC- WHATS THE PROBLEM? ME- SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE TREVOR! DOC- WELL I CAN GET A DNA TEST RIGHT NOW.. I WILL BE OVER IN FIVE. ME- THANK YOU SOO MUCH! KNOCK KNOCK!! ME- DOCTOR SMITH YOU SAID FIVE NOT TWO.. DOC- WELL I DIDNT HAVE NO ONE, I JUST CAME. ME- WELL COME ON IN.. SHES IN THE LIVING ROOM. DOC- SHE CERTAINLY ISNT TREVORS! SHES STEWARD FISHERMANS ME- STEWARD FISHERMAN? DOC- YES. THAT WILL BE TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTHY BUCKS. ME- ON THE COUNTER. DOC- HAVE A NICE DAY. ME- YOU TOO. TREVOR- YOU WENT INTO LABOR? WHAT DID YOU NAME HER? ME- STEAVLYN NICHOLE HEART. TREVOR- NICE NAME! ME- THANKS.... <TREVOR PLAYS WITH STEAVLYN SO MUCH SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO SHE CALLS STEAVLYN KNOWING HIS STUCK UP WIFE CARRIE,WOULD ANSWER THE PHONE> CARRIE- HELLO? ME- HI CARRIE... CARRIE- LISTEN STEWARD IS OVER YOU! ME- LISTEN HE TOLD ME TO CALL HIM. CARRIE- FINE.. STEWARD! STEWARD- HELLO? ME- HI STEWARD! STEWARD- OLIVIA? WOW! I HAVENT TALKED TO YA IN DAYS! ME- LISTEN.. AND LISTEN CAREFULLY... I HAVE YOUR LITTLE GIRL WHOM I NAMED STEAVLYN NICHOLE HEART! SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE MY HUSBAND TREVOR! I GOT A DNA TEST AND IT SAID IT WAS YOUR BABY! YOU HAVE TO COME OVER! STEWARD- MY CHILD? CARRIE IS GONNA FREAK! I HAVE TWO BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS RIGHT HERE. ONE WAS BORN 3 YEARS AGO AND THE OTHER WAS BORN TODAY! SO I HAVE TWO NEW BABIES.. I WILL BE OVER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. ME- THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN. STEWARD- OKAY. BYE. ME- BYE. ME- TREVOR... SIT DOWN. TREVOR- OKAY. ME- STEWARD IS COMING OVER TO SEE HIS CHILD. TREVOR- HIS CHILD? ME- YES. STEAVLYN ISNT YOURS! TREVOR- THATS COOL... BUT THE NEXT BETTER BE MINE OR IM OUTTY! TOMMOROW I WILL START A NEW ONE ABOUT A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL NAMED KENDALL... (Comment on this)
Monday, January 23rd, 2006
5:48 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 8 OK.. OLIVIA WILL BE "ME" THE BABIES WILL BE TODDS (TWAUN AND TRINA) TREVOR- HELLO? ME- HEY... I SLEPT TO LATE, DID I MISS THE PARTY? TREVOR- YEP, BUT ITS OKAY. ME- THANX YOU GONNA MAKE MY DINNER? TREVOR- NOPE. MOMMA TALKING ABOUT TAKING ME TO DINNER BECAUSE IM MOVING OUT WITH YOU AND SHE NOT GONNA BE AROUND ME ALOT SINCE SHE MOVING TO PLEASANTVIEW. ME- AWWW... SO SAD. WELL I CALLED THE MOVERS THEY SAID THEY COULD MAKE IT AROUND 7 TONIGHT. TREVOR- DID YOU CALL A MAID AND REPAIRMAN? ME- YEA. WE ALSO GOTTA MAKE THE TWINS B-DAY. TREVOR- LISTEN YOU GET DRESSED AND I WILL COME AND PICK YOU UP SO WE CAN GO TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER. YOUR MOM WILL GIVE US A DISCOUNT. ME- AIIGHT SEE YOU IN FIFTHTEEN. TREVOR- YOU KNOW! ME- WHAT SHALL I WEAR? HOW ABOUT THE SEXY DRESS I WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR YESTERDAY! HE LIKES RED! TREVOR- IM OUTSIDE. ME- OKAY. ME- HIYA MOM! WHO GOT THE KIDS? JEN- THE NANNY. ME- MOM.. YOU COULDVE ASKED ME TO DO IT. JEN- YOU WERE BUSY MOVING OUT... ME- MOM... I WILL STILL BE HERE FOR YOU! TREVOR- HEY JEN! JEN- HEY SWEETIE! TREVOR- WE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR THE TWINS. JEN- LOOK IN THE INFANTS SECTION. ME- OHHH TREVOR I LIKE THIS ONE! TREVOR- A BEAR FOR THE BOY AND WIBBLE WABBIT HEAD FOR THE GIRL... ME- YEAH! LETS GO CHECK OUT. TREVOR- HERE YA GO JEN. JEN- ITS FREE. ME- BYE MOM. [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<olivia [...] toddlers.>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] OK.. OLIVIA WILL BE "ME" THE BABIES WILL BE TODDS (TWAUN AND TRINA) <OLIVIA CALLING TREVOR> TREVOR- HELLO? ME- HEY... I SLEPT TO LATE, DID I MISS THE PARTY? TREVOR- YEP, BUT ITS OKAY. ME- THANX YOU GONNA MAKE MY DINNER? TREVOR- NOPE. MOMMA TALKING ABOUT TAKING ME TO DINNER BECAUSE IM MOVING OUT WITH YOU AND SHE NOT GONNA BE AROUND ME ALOT SINCE SHE MOVING TO PLEASANTVIEW. ME- AWWW... SO SAD. WELL I CALLED THE MOVERS THEY SAID THEY COULD MAKE IT AROUND 7 TONIGHT. TREVOR- DID YOU CALL A MAID AND REPAIRMAN? ME- YEA. WE ALSO GOTTA MAKE THE TWINS B-DAY. TREVOR- LISTEN YOU GET DRESSED AND I WILL COME AND PICK YOU UP SO WE CAN GO TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER. YOUR MOM WILL GIVE US A DISCOUNT. ME- AIIGHT SEE YOU IN FIFTHTEEN. TREVOR- YOU KNOW! ME- WHAT SHALL I WEAR? HOW ABOUT THE SEXY DRESS I WAS SUPPOSED TO WEAR YESTERDAY! HE LIKES RED! TREVOR- IM OUTSIDE. ME- OKAY. <AT COMMUNITY CENTER> ME- HIYA MOM! WHO GOT THE KIDS? JEN- THE NANNY. ME- MOM.. YOU COULDVE ASKED ME TO DO IT. JEN- YOU WERE BUSY MOVING OUT... ME- MOM... I WILL STILL BE HERE FOR YOU! TREVOR- HEY JEN! JEN- HEY SWEETIE! TREVOR- WE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FOR THE TWINS. JEN- LOOK IN THE INFANTS SECTION. ME- OHHH TREVOR I LIKE THIS ONE! TREVOR- A BEAR FOR THE BOY AND WIBBLE WABBIT HEAD FOR THE GIRL... ME- YEAH! LETS GO CHECK OUT. TREVOR- HERE YA GO JEN. JEN- ITS FREE. ME- BYE MOM. <OLIVIA IS AN ADULT AND THE TWINS ARE TODDLERS. THIS IS THE PART WHERE THEY FIRST GET TO STAY AT THE HOUSE> ME- THE MOVERS REALLY DID THEIR JOBS FOR FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. TREVOR- FIVE THOUSAND? ME- YES TREVOR- OUTTA WHO POCKET? ME- MINE... YOU HAVE NONE. TREVOR- HAHAHA NOT FUNNY. WHO SENT THESE POTS, HIGHCHAIRS, BABY BEDS, CHANGING TABLE? ME- I DID.... TREVOR- FOR WHAT? ME- TREVOR, WE HAVE BEEN KNOWING EACH OTHER SINCE WE WERE KIDS! TREVOR- MARRY ME? ME- YES! <THEY GOT MARRIED, HONEYMOON, TOLD EVERYONE, AND NOW THIS:> ME- IM PREGNANT! TREVOR- ARENT YOU HAPPY NOW? ME- NO! I DONT WANT A BABY! THEN I WILL BE FAT! TREVOR- WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? ME- BETTER FROM YOU! YOU COME FROM A FAMILY OF 5. I CAME FROM A FAMILY OF 3: MY MOM IS JUST 2; AND DAD IS JUST 1! I CAME FROM A SMALL FAMILY! RRRRRRRRRING!! ME- HELLO? MOM- HEY! ME- MOM? MOM- YEA. LISTEN I NEED YOU TO COME WATCH THE KIDS.... ME- WHY? MOM- LOOK JUST DO IT! ME- OKAY. BRING THEM ON OVER. MOM- OKAY. ME- CHANGE OF PLANS... WE GOTTA BABYSIT. BEEP BEEP LATER... I WANNA CHECK OUT MY FRIEND'S SITE... (Comment on this)
5:09 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 7 OKAY JEN JUST HAD TWINS... WE WILL PICK UP FROM WHERE WE STARTED: OLIVIA- HEY AUNTIE YA GOTTA LEAVE. CECE- OKAY ILL TAKE THE REST OF THE GANG HOME. TREVOR- ARE YOU ALRIGHT MS. SIMONE? OLIVIA- TREVOR! I TOLD YOU ITS MS. HEART! THEY ARENT MARRIED! TREVOR- FORGOT! JEN- LISTEN YOU GUYS NEED TO GO AND TAKE THOSE TICKETS TO SEE THE CONCERT AND JUST HAVE A BLAST ALRIGHT? OLIVIA- MOM ARE YOU SURE? JEN- GO!!!! OLIVIA- DO YOU WANT US TO WALK OR SOMETHING? ME- LISTEN GUYS I HAVE CALLED THE TAXI OK? YOU JUST GO TO THE CONCERT TELL THEM DAVID SIMONE SENT YOU. OLIVIA- OKAY DAD. TREVOR- THANK YOU SO MUCH.. RRRRRRING!!!!! TREVOR- HELLO? MOM- HEY TREVOR. TREVOR- YEAH. MOM- CINDY CALLED AND SAID ARE YOU CHEATING ON HER? TREVOR- I TOLD HER IT WAS OVER 5 MONTHS AGO! MOM- OHHHH..... WELL WHERE ARE YOU? TREVOR- OVER OLIVIAS HOUSE. MOM- OKAY. TELL THEM YOU CAN STAY. TREVOR- AIIGHT. LATER. MOM- BYE. TREVOR- SHE SAID I CAN STAY AS LONG AS I WANT. JEN- WELL YOU CAN STAY FOR THE NIGHT. OLIVIA- LETS GO THATS THE CAB. LATER MOM AND DAD. JEN- THE BABIES! PUT THEM IN THEIR CRIBS. ME- WHY? JEN- CAUSE I SAID SO! ME- OK.... NEXT TIME. THE BABIES WILL GROW INTO TODDLERS. AND OLIVIA WILL BE AN ADULT AND WE WILL SEE WHAT HERE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE. Current Mood: full (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
9:37 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 6 OKAY IN THIS ONE, OLIVIA WILL TURN A TEEN AND FALL IN LOVE WITH TREVOR AND JEN HAS A LITTLE BABY! OLIVIA- MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! JEN- WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU WANT?! OLIVIA- CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? YOU ARE ONLY TWENTY SIX AND I AM GOING TO BE A TEENAGER! JEN- I HAD YOU PRETTY YOUNG DIDNT I? OLIVIA- YEAH. YOU AND DAD STILL ARENT MARRIED. JEN- HUSH YOUR MOUTH. WHO ARE YOU GONNA INVITE TO YOUR PARTY? OLIVIA- TREVOR, JOSH, AMY, SAMANTHA, AUNTEE COURTNEY, AND STEWARD. JEN- OKAY... IS TREVORS BIRTHDAY BEFORE YOURS? OLIVIA- I THINK SO.... JEN- OKAY. YOU WILL NEED A JOB. YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT CLEA... OLIVIA- MOM I ONLY CLEANED FOR MONEY! I LOVE SINGING! I AM JUST GOOD AT IT FACE IT! JEN- OKAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU OLIVIA! TREVOR- HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL! OLIVIA- TREVOR? OMG IT IS YOU! THEY TOLD ME YOU COULD NOT MAKE IT... TREVOR- WELL I CHANGED MY PLANS. OLIVIA- THANK YOU SO MUCH! TREVOR- ITS THE LEAST I CAN DO. OLIVIA- MOM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? JEN- CONTRACTIONS........GET YOUR DAD OLIVIA- DAD! HELP! ME- OKAY.. BREATHE, PUSH....... JEN- OMG! GETS A B...... CONTRACTIONS!!!!!!! ME- WHAT? JEN- WOW! ITS A GIRL... AND A BOY... ITS TWINS... ME- KIDS.... TELL THE GUESTS TO LEAVE.. TREVOR YOU MAY STAY. TREVOR- THANKS MR. SIMONE (Comment on this)
9:36 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 5 OKAY OLIVIA IS NOW 6 YEARS OLD! <5 AM IN THE MORNING> JEN- OLIVIA! GET DRESSED AND COME DOWN FOR BREAKFAST! OLIVIA- OKAY MOM! ME- WHAT DID YOU COOK? JEN- BACON, PANCAKES, EGGS, ORANGE JUICE, AND MILK. ME- SWEET... CAN I CEREAL? JEN- NO! ME- CHIPS? JEN- PUT THOSE CHIPS DOWN NOW! JEN- OLIVIA! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW! OLIVIA- MOM... CAN I PLEASE WEAR THIS TO SKOOL? JEN- NO.. YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR THAT TO THE DINNER TONIGHT. OLIVIA- THATS WHAT THE WASHER AND DRYER IS FOR! JEN- NO! OLIVIA- I HATE YOU! JEN- I SAID NO AND YOU SAY YES MA'AM. OLIVIA- WELL I SAID I HATE YOU! JEN- WHAT IS THW WHOLE POINT OF HAVING KIDS WHEN YOU CANT CONTROL THEM! DAVID TELL HER NO! ME- OLIVIA, YOUR MOM SAYS NO. GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT THAT NEW OUTFIT I BOUGHT YOU ON. OLIVIA- YES DADDY. ME- THANK YOU. JEN- WHY DOES SHE LISTEN TO YOU? ME- BECAUSE IM NICE. JEN- YOU HOLLER AT HER TOO... ME- BUT I BUY HER THINGS TO MAKEUP FOR IT! JEN- YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. ME- OKAY. IM SORRY. OLIVIA- HAPPY? WHATEVER. JEN- EAT. OLIVIA- IM FULL... JEN- OFF WHAT? OLIVIA- CHIPS AND COOKIES. JEN- EAT! OLIVIA- SORRY BUS IS HERE! JEN- BYE SWEETIE. OLIVIA- BYE DAD! ME- BYE HONEY! JEN- I WANT A BABY! ME- WE HAVE ONE...WE CANT EVEN HANDLE HER YET. JEN- YES WE CAN WE JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT OF TIME. AND I WANT A LITTLE BABY! LIKE A NEWBORN ONE. ME- FINE COME ON... JEN- YAY! ME- OKAY. WE ARE DONE. JEN- BABY I NEED TO GO WORKOUT. ME- SWEETIE YOU ARE PREGNANT! JEN - YAY! OLIVIA- IM HOME! JEN- HEY SWEETIE! LISTEN I KNOW I WAS WRONG THIS MORNING FOR DISSING YOU LIKE THAT. OLIVIA- MOM... TRASH IT. WE HAVE COMPANY! JEN- COMPANY? OLIVIA- YES MOM. TREVOR. HES FROM MY BIOLOGY CLASS. HE IS SOO HOTT. JEN- SWEETIE WE NEED TO TALK! OLIVIA- OKAY MOM/ JEN- DIDNT I TELL YOU ABOUT THE DINNER THIS MORNING? OLIVIA- YES. JEN- I GOT YOU TICKETS TO SEE THAT NEW MOVIE YOU WANTED TO SEE YOU, A FRIEND, AND YOUR DAD. OLIVIA- OMG MOM! THANK YOU! I WILL GO TELL TREVOR! JEN- NO. TREVOR'S NOT GOING. THE FRIEND IS AMY FROM ACROSS THE STREET. OLIVIA- MOM.. THAT GIRL HATES ME. AT SKOOL SHE IS SO POPULAR. JEN- REALLY. OLIVIA- PLEASE LET TREVOR GO MOM! JEN- FINE! OLIVIA- THANK YOU. JEN- YOU ARE WELCOME. OLIVIA- TREVOR MOM SCORED US TICKETS TO THAT NEW HOT MOVIE. SHE GAVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS FOR POPCORN DRINKS AND CANDY. TRVOR- COOL. JEN- OLIVIA. THE MOVIE DOESNT START UNTIL FIVE PM SO YOU HAVE TWO HOURS. I WANT YOU AND TREVOR TO GO UPSTAIRS AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK. TREVOR- UPSTAIRS? OLIVIA- OF COURSE TREVOR. MY DAD IS FILTHY RICH. MY MOM WORKS AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER AND DAD IS THE MAYOR. DUH! TREVOR- I KNEW YOU WERE POPULAR! OLIVIA- TREVOR, AMY IS POPULAR I AM JUST A LOW LIFE DIRTY SCUM LIVING UNDER MY DADS RULES. I DONT LIKE BEING FAMOUS. WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A SINGER. TREVOR- I WANNA BE A RAPPER. OLIVIA- COOL! TREVOR- TRUE! [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<next [...] trevor!>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] OKAY OLIVIA IS NOW 6 YEARS OLD! <5 AM IN THE MORNING> JEN- OLIVIA! GET DRESSED AND COME DOWN FOR BREAKFAST! OLIVIA- OKAY MOM! ME- WHAT DID YOU COOK? JEN- BACON, PANCAKES, EGGS, ORANGE JUICE, AND MILK. ME- SWEET... CAN I CEREAL? JEN- NO! ME- CHIPS? JEN- PUT THOSE CHIPS DOWN NOW! JEN- OLIVIA! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE NOW! OLIVIA- MOM... CAN I PLEASE WEAR THIS TO SKOOL? JEN- NO.. YOU ARE GOING TO WEAR THAT TO THE DINNER TONIGHT. OLIVIA- THATS WHAT THE WASHER AND DRYER IS FOR! JEN- NO! OLIVIA- I HATE YOU! JEN- I SAID NO AND YOU SAY YES MA'AM. OLIVIA- WELL I SAID I HATE YOU! JEN- WHAT IS THW WHOLE POINT OF HAVING KIDS WHEN YOU CANT CONTROL THEM! DAVID TELL HER NO! ME- OLIVIA, YOUR MOM SAYS NO. GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT THAT NEW OUTFIT I BOUGHT YOU ON. OLIVIA- YES DADDY. ME- THANK YOU. JEN- WHY DOES SHE LISTEN TO YOU? ME- BECAUSE IM NICE. JEN- YOU HOLLER AT HER TOO... ME- BUT I BUY HER THINGS TO MAKEUP FOR IT! JEN- YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. ME- OKAY. IM SORRY. OLIVIA- HAPPY? WHATEVER. JEN- EAT. OLIVIA- IM FULL... JEN- OFF WHAT? OLIVIA- CHIPS AND COOKIES. JEN- EAT! OLIVIA- SORRY BUS IS HERE! JEN- BYE SWEETIE. OLIVIA- BYE DAD! ME- BYE HONEY! JEN- I WANT A BABY! ME- WE HAVE ONE...WE CANT EVEN HANDLE HER YET. JEN- YES WE CAN WE JUST NEED A LITTLE BIT OF TIME. AND I WANT A LITTLE BABY! LIKE A NEWBORN ONE. ME- FINE COME ON... JEN- YAY! ME- OKAY. WE ARE DONE. JEN- BABY I NEED TO GO WORKOUT. ME- SWEETIE YOU ARE PREGNANT! JEN - YAY! OLIVIA- IM HOME! JEN- HEY SWEETIE! LISTEN I KNOW I WAS WRONG THIS MORNING FOR DISSING YOU LIKE THAT. OLIVIA- MOM... TRASH IT. WE HAVE COMPANY! JEN- COMPANY? OLIVIA- YES MOM. TREVOR. HES FROM MY BIOLOGY CLASS. HE IS SOO HOTT. JEN- SWEETIE WE NEED TO TALK! OLIVIA- OKAY MOM/ JEN- DIDNT I TELL YOU ABOUT THE DINNER THIS MORNING? OLIVIA- YES. JEN- I GOT YOU TICKETS TO SEE THAT NEW MOVIE YOU WANTED TO SEE YOU, A FRIEND, AND YOUR DAD. OLIVIA- OMG MOM! THANK YOU! I WILL GO TELL TREVOR! JEN- NO. TREVOR'S NOT GOING. THE FRIEND IS AMY FROM ACROSS THE STREET. OLIVIA- MOM.. THAT GIRL HATES ME. AT SKOOL SHE IS SO POPULAR. JEN- REALLY. OLIVIA- PLEASE LET TREVOR GO MOM! JEN- FINE! OLIVIA- THANK YOU. JEN- YOU ARE WELCOME. OLIVIA- TREVOR MOM SCORED US TICKETS TO THAT NEW HOT MOVIE. SHE GAVE ME TWENTY DOLLARS FOR POPCORN DRINKS AND CANDY. TRVOR- COOL. JEN- OLIVIA. THE MOVIE DOESNT START UNTIL FIVE PM SO YOU HAVE TWO HOURS. I WANT YOU AND TREVOR TO GO UPSTAIRS AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK. TREVOR- UPSTAIRS? OLIVIA- OF COURSE TREVOR. MY DAD IS FILTHY RICH. MY MOM WORKS AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER AND DAD IS THE MAYOR. DUH! TREVOR- I KNEW YOU WERE POPULAR! OLIVIA- TREVOR, AMY IS POPULAR I AM JUST A LOW LIFE DIRTY SCUM LIVING UNDER MY DADS RULES. I DONT LIKE BEING FAMOUS. WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE A SINGER. TREVOR- I WANNA BE A RAPPER. OLIVIA- COOL! TREVOR- TRUE! <NEXT JEN WILL HAVE HER BABY AND OLIVIA WILL BE A TEEN AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH TREVOR!> (Comment on this)
7:32 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 5 JOAN HAD HER FIRST BABY. NOW WILL SHE CHANGE HER NAME? ME- WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING? JOAN- IM NOT STUDYING...IM TRYING TO SEE WHAT I WILL CHANGE MY NAME TO. ME- SOMETHING CLOSE TO OLIVIA. JOAN- IT COSTS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. I WAS THINKING ROSA OR ROSE OR JEN. ME- I LIKE JEN....JENNIFER? JOAN- NO JUST JEN! I WANNA KEEP MY J. ME- COOL WITH ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. THIS IS COMING OUT OF MY POCKET RIGHT? JOAN- RIGHT.... [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<the [...] jen!>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] JOAN HAD HER FIRST BABY. NOW WILL SHE CHANGE HER NAME? ME- WHAT ARE YOU STUDYING? JOAN- IM NOT STUDYING...IM TRYING TO SEE WHAT I WILL CHANGE MY NAME TO. ME- SOMETHING CLOSE TO OLIVIA. JOAN- IT COSTS FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS. I WAS THINKING ROSA OR ROSE OR JEN. ME- I LIKE JEN....JENNIFER? JOAN- NO JUST JEN! I WANNA KEEP MY J. ME- COOL WITH ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. THIS IS COMING OUT OF MY POCKET RIGHT? JOAN- RIGHT.... <THE NEXT DAY ON HER BREAK FROM WORK JOAN WENT TO CHANGE HER NAME TO JEN!> ME- JOAN. WHAT DID YOU CHANGE YOUR NAME TO? JEN- JEN. ME- WELL JEN, OLIVIA'S BIRTHDAY IS TOMMOROW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? JEN- WELL NOTHING GIVE HER A CAKE AND BE THREW WITH IT. <END OF THIS YEAR. OR DAY.. WHATEVER> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, OLIVIA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! JEN- BLOW OUT THE CANDLES SWEETIE! ME- SHE'S A CUTE TODDLER! JEN- SAY MAMA SWEETIE OLIVIA- MAMA JEN- YAY! JEN- SAY DADA OLIVIA- DADA. JEN- GOOD GIRL. TOMMOROW WE WILL WALK OKAY? OLIVIA- OKAY MAMA. <NEXT DAY JEN AND OLIVIA ARE PLAYING HIDE AND GO SEEK> JEN- OLIVIA WHERE ARE YOU? ME- HERE SHE IS. OLIVIA- SHUT UP DADA! ME- YOU SHUT UP OLIVIA! OLIVIA- DAT MY NAME DO SWEAR IT MOUT! ME- ITS DONT WEAR IT OUT! NOT DONT SWEAR IT MOUT! OLIVIA- SHUT UP DADA! JEN- I GOT YOU! OLIVIA- CHEATER! JEN- YOU WANNA LEARN TO WALK? OLIVIA- YES MA'AM. JEN- COME HERE OLIVIA! OLIVIA- COMING! YAY MAMA. I WALK! JEN- YES YOU DID BUTTERFLY! OLIVIA- MAMA, CAN WE GET A DOG? JEN- ASK DADA. OLIVIA- DADA? CAN WE GET A DOG? ME- SURE. ANYTHING FOR MY LITTLE CUPCAKE! OLIVIA- YAY! I LOVE YOU DADA. I HOPE YOU STAY WITH ME! ME- I WILL SWEETIE. OLIVIA- YOU TOO MAMA... ME- OKAY SWEETIE! <NEXT DAY!> JEN- COME HERE OLIVIA. OLIVIA- MA'AM? JEN- USE THIS POT RIGHT NOW. OLIVIA- YES MA'AM. JEN- I WILL BE BACK IN FIVE MINUTES. OLIVIA- MAMA! I BOO BOO! JEN- YOU REALLY DID SWEETIE! GOOD LITTLE BUTTERFLY! GUESS WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT IS? OLIVIA- MINE! JEN- COME ON! OLIVIA- BLOW BLOW BLOW! (Comment on this)
6:59 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 4 OKAY DAVID AND JOAN TRIED FOR A BABY AND NOW JOAN IS PREGNANT. HOW WILL HER SISTER TAKE IT THAT SHE WOO HOOED WHILE BABY SITTING HER BABY? <6:30 A.M.> ME- IS IT ME OR ARE YOU GAINING WEIGHT? JOAN- IM PREGNANT! ME- SORRY FORGOT. SAMANTHA- WAH WAH WAH!!! JOAN- GOD THIS CHILD! BEEP BEEP JOAN- GRAB HER BAGS! JOAN- COME ON IN! CECE- BABY SIS! YOU'VE GOTTEN FAT SINCE LAST NIGHT. JOAN- IM PREGNANT! CECE- WHAT? YOU DID THIS LAST NIGHT? JOAN- YES. CECE- OMG! IF I DIDNT TEACH YOU ANYTHING I TAUGHT YOU NOT TO WOO HOO WHILE BABY SITTING! CECE- YOU WILL NOT BE WITH THIS MAN LONG. HE AINT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU! HE DONT EVEN GOT A HOUSE! JOAN- HE HAS A MANSION! I SAW IT LAST NIGHT WHEN WE WENT TO THE PARK BEFORE WE CAME TO THE HOUSE! 10 BEDROOMS AND A THIRD FLOOR! CECE- AND? I CANT STAND YOU! JOAN- GOOD BYE COURTNEY SANCLAIRE HEART! CECE- WHATEVER! ME- WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? JOAN- SHES JUST MAD! JOAN- WELL I GOTTA GO TO WORK. LET ME JUST CALL THE TAX.. ME- JUST GO OUTSIDE AND THERE SHOULD BE A NICE NAVIGATOR WAITING FOR YOU. JOAN- YOU GOT ME A TRUCK? ME- YEP! JOAN- I LOVE YOU SWEETIE! JOAN- IM ON MATERNITY LEAVE. ME- HEY WHY DONT WE GO AND STAY AT MY PLACE? JOAN- NEVER! ME- WHY? YOU HAVENT EVEN BEEN TO MY HOUSE! JOAN- FINE! WHEN I GET ENOUGH MONEY I WILL CHANGE MY NAME TO SOMETHING THAN JOAN! I HATE THAT NAME! ME- WELL WE CAN GO CHANGE IT NOW... JOAN- BABY, WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR ALL OF THAT! ME- WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A BABY! YOU WILL SELL THIS HOUSE AND MOVE IN WITH ME. I ALREADY HAVE SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS SAVED IN MY ACCOUNT. JOAN- THATS GREAT SWEETIE! LET'S GET THE PACKING! JOAN- OMG YOUR HOUSE IS SWEET! ME- WHAT TIME IS IT? JOAN- MIDNIGHT. WHERE ARE THE MOVERS? ME- LOOK AT THIS NOTE.. "DEAR MR & MRS. SIMONE, YOU CALLED TOO LATE SO NOW YOUR THINGS WILL BE DELIVERED AT 7 AM. WE ARE TERRABLY SORRY LOVE, SIMCITY MOVING COMPANY" JOAN- WHAT? THE MORNING? ME- WELL LET'S JUST BUY A NEW BED. JOAN- BABY! I'M ABOUT TO HAVE THE BABY! WAKE UP! ME- PUSH BREATHE! JOAN- WE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO A BLUE EYED BLACK HAIRED BLACK BABY GIRL NAMED OLIVIA NICHOLE SIMONE. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ME- WHO IS IT? MOVERS- MOVERS! ME- COME ON IN! JOAN- HOLD THE BABY. ME- OKAY. JOANS- THE DOUBLE BED, DRESSER, LAMP, AND TV GOES IN THIS ROOM. THE PINK CHANGING TABLE, PINK BED GOES IN HERE. THE BLUE CHANGING TABLE, AND BLUE BED GOES IN HERE. THE TWO POTS GO IN THIS BATHROOM. THE TWO HIGHCHAIRS GO IN THE KITCHEN. PUT THE TOYS IN THIS ROOM... ME- JOAN, YOU ORDER ALL THIS STUFF? JOAN- DAVID WE WILL HAVE MORE KIDS THAN ONE! JOAN- THANK YOU BOB! BOB- THAT'LL BE TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS. JOAN- WELL DAVID WILL PAY YOU. ME- YEA. I WILL PAY YOU. (Comment on this)
4:30 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 3 REMEMBER DAVID SIMONE WILL BE "ME" OK. JOAN AND DAVID R NOT MARRIED. ME- MARY.... ITS ME DAVID MARY- WHAT DO YOU WANT? ME- I JUST WANT TO APLOGIZE FOR HOW I GOT YOU OUT THE HOUSE. MARY- COME ON IN. JOAN- HI MARY. MARY- OH SO YOU BROUGHT YOUR SISTER OVER HERE? ME- NO THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. MARY- GIRLFRIEND. WE JUST BROKE UP. JOAN- WELL MARY. DAVID HAS BEEN COMING TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER ALOT AND I FINALLY HAD A CHANCE TO SPEAK TO HIM. MARY- I HOPE YOU ARE WILLING TO HAVE KIDS. JOAN- OF COURSE I LOVE KIDS. I JUST NEED TO SETTLE DOWN WITH THE RIGHT MAN. GET MARRIED WAIT A COUPLE OF MONTHS AND WE WILL TRY TO HAVE A BABY. MARY- DO YOU AGREE TO THAT DAVID? ME- OF COURSE MARY. YOU JUST WENT WITH THE FLOW. MARY- WELL YOU GUYS GOTTA LEAVE. I'M HAVING THIS PARTY AND I NEED TO CLEAN UP. JOAN- WELL SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME MARY. ME- YEA. MARY- BYE GUYS. ME&JOAN- BYE. [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<at [...] joan's>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] REMEMBER DAVID SIMONE WILL BE "ME" OK. JOAN AND DAVID R NOT MARRIED. ME- MARY.... ITS ME DAVID MARY- WHAT DO YOU WANT? ME- I JUST WANT TO APLOGIZE FOR HOW I GOT YOU OUT THE HOUSE. MARY- COME ON IN. JOAN- HI MARY. MARY- OH SO YOU BROUGHT YOUR SISTER OVER HERE? ME- NO THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND. MARY- GIRLFRIEND. WE JUST BROKE UP. JOAN- WELL MARY. DAVID HAS BEEN COMING TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER ALOT AND I FINALLY HAD A CHANCE TO SPEAK TO HIM. MARY- I HOPE YOU ARE WILLING TO HAVE KIDS. JOAN- OF COURSE I LOVE KIDS. I JUST NEED TO SETTLE DOWN WITH THE RIGHT MAN. GET MARRIED WAIT A COUPLE OF MONTHS AND WE WILL TRY TO HAVE A BABY. MARY- DO YOU AGREE TO THAT DAVID? ME- OF COURSE MARY. YOU JUST WENT WITH THE FLOW. MARY- WELL YOU GUYS GOTTA LEAVE. I'M HAVING THIS PARTY AND I NEED TO CLEAN UP. JOAN- WELL SEE YOU AGAIN SOMETIME MARY. ME- YEA. MARY- BYE GUYS. ME&JOAN- BYE. <AT JOAN'S HOUSE> JOAN- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO EAT? ME- HAVE LOBSTER? JOAN- YEA. ME- FROM LOBSTER TO MAC & CHEESE. JOAN- OKAY. <AT DINNER TABLE> BRRRRRING! JOAN- ILL GET IT! JOAN- HELLO? CALLER- HEY SIS ITS ME COURTNEY. JOAN- HEY COURTNEY WHAT'S WRONG? COURTNEY- THE BABYSITTER CANT MAKE IT AND I NEED TO GO ON THIS SPECIAL DATE WITH THE MAYOR. JOAN- AND.. COURTNEY- I WAS WONDERING COULD YOU BABYSIT SAMANTHA. JOAN- HOLD ON. JOAN- SWEETIE CHANGE OF PLANS. ME- OKAY. JOAN- SURE. COURTNEY- THANKS WE WILL BE THERE IN FIVE. JOAN- OK. ME- WHO WAS THAT? JOAN- MY SISTER COURTNEY. SHE WANTS ME TO BABYSIT SAMANTHA. ME- COOL.. I LOVE KIDS. I JUST WANT TO RAISE MY OWN SOMEDAY. JOAN- SOMEDAY YOU WILL. BEEP BEEP. JOAN- HEY CECE. CECE- SHE'S IN THE BACK THANK YOU SO MUCH SIS! JOAN- YOU'RE WELCOME. COME ON SAMMY! JOAN- BYE SIS. WHEN WILL YOU BACK BACK? CECE- AROUND 7 AM. JOAN- OK. ME- AWW. SO CUTE. WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN? JOAN- ITS A GIRL! HER NAME IS SAMANTHA. ME- WHY CANT HER DAD TAKE CARE OF HER? JOAN- BECAUSE HER DAD WAS A CAT BURGLER AND LOCKED UP FOR STEALING. JOAN- SHE'S SLREADY SLEEEP. <THEY TRIED FOR A BABY AND SHE'S NOW PREGNANT!> NEXT I WILL SHOW ALL THREE DAYS. (Comment on this)
3:44 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 2 REMEMBER DAVID SIMONE IS GOING TO BE "ME" I ALSO LIED WHEN I SAID MARY SAID NO! MARY- YES DAVID! ME- WE WILL BUY THIS MANSION, GO ON OUR HONEYMOOM, AND HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL KIDS! MARY- KIDS? THIS WOMAN CANT HAVE KIDS. ME- WHAT? WELL WE WILL TAKE IT SLOW. MARY- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ME- YOU'RE WELCOME. [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<they [...] full....>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] REMEMBER DAVID SIMONE IS GOING TO BE "ME" I ALSO LIED WHEN I SAID MARY SAID NO! MARY- YES DAVID! ME- WE WILL BUY THIS MANSION, GO ON OUR HONEYMOOM, AND HAVE 3 BEAUTIFUL KIDS! MARY- KIDS? THIS WOMAN CANT HAVE KIDS. ME- WHAT? WELL WE WILL TAKE IT SLOW. MARY- THANK YOU VERY MUCH. ME- YOU'RE WELCOME. <THEY DID BUY A MANSION WITH 10 BED ROOMS BUT ONLY 1 BED ROOM WAS FULL....> <THREE YEARS LATER> ME- MARY GET IN HERE NOW! MARY- WHAT DO YOU WANT? WE HAVE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS FOR THREE WHOLE YEARS! I JUST WANT IT TO STOP! ME- WELL THERE IS THE DOOR! MARY- WHAT? ME- THE DOOR.... THERE IT IS. MARY- YOU CANT KICK ME OUT? ME- YES I CAN.. I BOUGHT IT HERE IS TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS TO BUY A NEW ONE. MARY- WELL SEE YA. AT SKOOL. <I WENT TO THE COMMUNITY CENTER TO GET SOME FLOWERS FOR MARY IN CASE SHE WAS IN A BAD MOOD.> ME- UM MISS, CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE THE FLOWERS ARE. EMPLOYEE- OHH. YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND NEEDS COMFORTING? ME- NO WE BROKE UP YESTERDAY. I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE NO HEARTS ARE BROKEN. EMPLYEE- OH. MY NAME IS JOAN, JOAN HEART. ME- WELL JOAN, I'M DAVID, DAVID SIMONE. JOAN- OHH... YOU'RE THAT HIGH PAID HEADMASTER/ ME- WELL.. YES. JOAN- I JUST LOVE KIDS THATSWHY I WORK IN THE KIDDIE CORNER. ME- NICE.. WILL YOU MARRY ME? JOAN- DAVID, YOU TAKE THINGS TOO FAST. YOU REALLY NEED TO SLOW DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF. ME- SO WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? JOAN- MY SHIFT IS DONE NOW. SO WE CAN GRAB SOME ROSES AND BOX OF CHOCOLATE, TAKE IT TO MARY, TAKE A WALK IN THE PARK. THEN GO TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SO DINNER AND THEN TAKE IT FROM THERE. ME- COOL.. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME A WOMAN TELLS ME WHAT THE NIGHT WILL BE LIKE. JOAN- WELL GET USED TO IT BECAUSE I AM A BOSSY PERSON. ME- WHATEVER. <NEXT WILL BE WHEN THEY GO OVER MARY'S HOUSE> Current Mood: thoughtful (Comment on this)
Friday, January 20th, 2006
10:41 pm	THE SIMONE FAMILY CHAPTER 1 DAVID SIMONE WILL BE "ME" ME- I HATE MYSELF I AM A HEADMASTER AT THE BEST PRIVATE SKOOL IN STRANGETOWN. SO I REALLY SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR MYSELF. [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<the [...] work;>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] DAVID SIMONE WILL BE "ME" ME- I HATE MYSELF I AM A HEADMASTER AT THE BEST PRIVATE SKOOL IN STRANGETOWN. SO I REALLY SHOULD BE HAPPY FOR MYSELF. <THE NEXT DAY HE CAME FROM WORK; WHAT IS THIS A NICE SWEET SKINNY LADY? YAY!> ME- SOO... MARY. HOW DO YOU LIKE MY SKOOL? MARY- WELL.. ITS WELL ORGANIZED. NO FIGHTS HAVE BROKEN OUT SINCE DAY 1. WELL PAYING. NICE REPORT CARDS GOING HOME. ME- WHAT DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KIDS? MARY- WELL DAVID.. CAN I CALL YOU DAVID? ME- SURE. MARY- DAVID AS A KINDERGARDEN TEACHER ITS PRETTY EASY. THEN IT GETS HARD ONCE IN ALL MOSTLY BECAUSE MAJORITY OF THE KIDS HAVE OLDER BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THEY FEEL HEY A WANNA ACT LIKE MY BROTHER OR SISTER. LIKE TODAY LITTLE GIRL NAMED MINA BOUGHT A CELL PHONE AND MAKEUP AND 100 DOLLARS. I SAID MINA WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS? SHE SAID BECAUSE MY SISTER SAID THESE ARE YOU NECCESSITIES AND A GIRL SHOULD ALWAYS TAKE THEM BECAUSE OF THE TROUBLE THAT MIGHT COME A FOOT OF YOU. ME- SO YOURE SAYING THAT MAJORITY OF THE BADDEST KIDS IS BECAUSE OF ELDER BROTHER AND SISTERS. MARY- SUPPOSLY. ME- MARY WILL YOU MARRY ME? HAHA! YOU REALLY THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YOU SEE THAT. FOR MY NOSEY PEOPLE HERE YA GO: MARY- DAVID! NEVER IN YOU STINKING LIFE! Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
10:39 pm	SRY..... I REALLY DID THE UPDATE TO THE CAMPS FAMILY CHAPTER 4 BUT SLOW LIVEJOURNAL WAS HAVING DIFFICULTY AND COULDN'T PUT IT ON THE SITE. I DIDNT' FEELING LIKE WRITING IT OVER SO HERE IS WHAT MAINLY HAPPENED. THE KIDS WENT TO GRANNY'S HOUSE JHENE AND MOM STARTED TALKING ABOUT MR. SIMONE THE HEADMASTER AND NOW I WILL HAVE HIS SIDE OF THE STORY SO STAY TUNED. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 17th, 2006
5:31 pm	THE CAMPS FAMILY CHAPTER 3 REMEMBER GUYS JHENE IS "ME" ME- IS MOMMY'S LITTLE BABY ALRIGHT? YES HE IS YES HE IS... AWWW. SO CUTE! ME- SOMEBODY LOOKS TEEPY... COME ONE SWEET THANG! JACOB- SO IT'S MY TURN TO TAKE THE GIRLS RIGHT? ME- YES IT IS. NOW THIS IS KATRINA, MALLORY, ORTERYA. GOT IT? JACOB- SURE... JACOB- I TAUGHT ALL THE GIRLS HOW TO WALK, TALK, AND POTTY. ME- SAME HERE. THEY CAN NOW GROW UP! JACOB- BLOW OUT THE CANDLES AND MAKE A WISH GUYS! [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<my [...] babies!>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] REMEMBER GUYS JHENE IS "ME" ME- <TALKING TO LAMAR THE SECOND BABY> IS MOMMY'S LITTLE BABY ALRIGHT? YES HE IS YES HE IS... AWWW. SO CUTE! ME- <TALKING TO NICHOLAS WHICH IS THE FOURTH BABY> SOMEBODY LOOKS TEEPY... COME ONE SWEET THANG! JACOB- SO IT'S MY TURN TO TAKE THE GIRLS RIGHT? ME- YES IT IS. NOW THIS IS KATRINA, MALLORY, ORTERYA. GOT IT? JACOB- SURE... <OKAY THIS IS THE SECOND DAY> JACOB- I TAUGHT ALL THE GIRLS HOW TO WALK, TALK, AND POTTY. ME- SAME HERE. THEY CAN NOW GROW UP! JACOB- BLOW OUT THE CANDLES AND MAKE A WISH GUYS! <MY GROW BABIES!> ME- SO NOW WE CAN TAKE THE TAXI AND GO TO MY MOM'S HOUSE. JACOB- TAXI? TAXI? WOMAN WE TAKING SOMETHING BETTER THAN A TAXI. ME- WE HAVE NOTHING BETTER THAN A TAXI. JACOB- WE DO NOW! <JACOB HAD BOUGHT THEM A NEW VAN!> <THEY TOOK THE VAN AND WENT TO GRANNY'S HOUSE.> REMEMBER JHENE IS STILL "ME" AND SANDRA IS NOW MOM.. ME- MOM WE'RE HOME? MOM- SWEETIE? JHENE? OH MY BABY! ME- YEA MOM. THESE ARE ALL MY BABIES. MOM- 1 2 3 4 5 6? MOM- SIX KIDS? ME- YES MOM.. THAT'S WHAT WE SAID, BUT IF YOU LIVE WITH THEM THEN YOU WILL GET OVER THE FACT THAT IT'S 6 THEY SOUND LIKE 1. MOM- I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING. YOU WANT THESE KIDS TO COME OVER HERE BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK AND WHEN YOU GET OFF OF WORK YOU WILL GO HOME AND COOK AND BRING YOUR LITTLE SELF BACK UP HERE AND TAKE THEM HOME TO EAT AND WHEN JACOB GETS OFF WORK YOU HAVE TO CALL THE NANNY TO TAKE CARE OF THEM WHILE YOU GO AND PICK HIM UP FROM WORK. ME- WELL... YES MOM- FINE SWEETIE SINCE YOU AND JACOB AND JOHNATHAN MOVED OUT I HAVE ENOUGH ROOM.. ME- THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU MOM! MOM- YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO PAY RIGHT? ME- YES MA'AM! (Comment on this)
Monday, January 16th, 2006
10:45 am	THE CAMPS FAMILY CHAPTER 1 (REALLY CHAPTER 2) YEA CHAPTER 2 REMEMBER JHENE WILL BE "ME" ME- OMG SIX BABIES! JACOB- YEA. HOW IN THA WORLD DID WE DO THAT? I JUST WANTED ONE. ME- ME TOO; JACOB- WELL JHENE WE HAVE TO START TAKING CARE OF OUR SIX BABIES. ME- OKAY HERE'S THE DEAL. WE HAVE THREE GIRLS AND THREE BOYS, YOU TAKE THE BOYS AND I TAKE THE GIRLS. WE THEY ARE TODDLERS WE WILL ROTATE, THEN CHILDREN THEY WILL START SEEING THEIR GRANNY AND GRANDDADDY. [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<indeed [...] each.>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] REMEMBER JHENE WILL BE "ME" ME- OMG SIX BABIES! JACOB- YEA. HOW IN THA WORLD DID WE DO THAT? I JUST WANTED ONE. ME- ME TOO; JACOB- WELL JHENE WE HAVE TO START TAKING CARE OF OUR SIX BABIES. ME- OKAY HERE'S THE DEAL. WE HAVE THREE GIRLS AND THREE BOYS, YOU TAKE THE BOYS AND I TAKE THE GIRLS. WE THEY ARE TODDLERS WE WILL ROTATE, THEN CHILDREN THEY WILL START SEEING THEIR GRANNY AND GRANDDADDY. <INDEED THEY DID. THEY PUT THE GIRLS IN ONE ROOM AND BOYS IN THE OTHER WITH A SINGLE BRASS BED IN EACH.> ME- <TALKING TO KATRINA> IS MY LITTLE BABY OK. YES SHE IS. YOU WANT A BABA? <OK. THREE DAYS IS OVER ALL OF THEM TURN INTO TODDLERS> ME- SO ALL THE BOYS ARE DOING FINE........ NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE THE TODDLER'S STORY (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 15th, 2006
10:57 pm	THE SMITH FAMILY CHAPTER 12 OK. THIS IS WHERE JHENE IS ABOUT TO HAVE HER BABY. IN THIS CHAPTER JHENE WILL BE "ME" ME- SWEETIE WHAT ARE WE GONNA NAME THE BABY? JACOB- DUNNO/ ME- ARE YOU GONNA KEEP IT? JACOB- DUNNO/ ME- WHAT DO YOU KNOW? JACOB- I LOVE YOU. ME- I KNOW I'M ABOUT TO HAVE THE BABY! ME- OMG! - SHE HAS THE FIRST BABY (KATRINA LASHAY CAMPS) - SHE HAS THE SECOND BABY (LAMAR JACOB CAMPS) - SHE HAS THE THIRD BABY (MALLORY NICHOLE CAMPS) - SHE HAS THE FOURTH BABY (NICHOLAS MIKEAL CAMPS) - SHE HAS THE FIFTH BABY (ORTEREYA DARSHAY CAMPS) - SHE HAS THE SIXTH BABY (PHILLIP JAMAL CAMPS) OMG SIX BABIES WAIT TILL YOU HEAR THIS! SO THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS WILL MAINLY BE ABOUT THEM.. SO TOMMOROW WHEN I WAKE UP I WILL EAT AND COME STRAIGHT TO MY COMPUTER. SO SEE YA THEN! Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)
9:25 pm	THE SMITH FAMILY CHAPTER 11 OK.. IN THIS UPDATE WE WILL FIND OUT IF SANDRA WILL COME AROUND AND LET JHENE MOVE OUT OR WILL SHE BE THE DEVIL SHE IS AND MAKE HER STAY. AND WE WILL UNCOVER A SECRET THAT JHENE HAS. ME- JHENE DONT COME OUT OF YOUR ROOM UNTIL I TELL YOU. JHENE- OK. JOHNATHAN- MOM. WHAT'S WRONG WITH JHENE? ME- NOTHING. TEACH SERENA AND DORINDA TO WALK, TALK, AND YOU THE POT. JOHNATHAN- SURE. ME- JHENE.. COME HERE. JHENE- MA'AM? ME- I UM.. THOUGHT IT OVER AND YES YOU MAY MOVE OUT... THIS IS YOUR SECOND DAY BEING A ADULT THEN YOU MAY MOVE OUT. AND BE FREE. JHENE- THANKS MOM.. I HAVE A CONFESSION. ME- BLAST! JHENE- WELL... YOU KNOW THAT JACOB AND I ARE VERY CLOSE. I HAVE BEEN STAYING WITH HIM IN HIS APARTMENT BEHIND YOUR BACK. WE BOUGHT THE CUDDLER'S SWING, THE COUCH, AND THE BED. WE TRIED FOR A BABY AND HE GOT ME PREGNANT. JHENE- MOM! QUIT KILLING YOURSELF. YOU SHOULD BE VERY HAPPY FOR YOUR CHILD! ME- HAPPY? HAPPY? JHENE- JAY GET IN HERE ME- JAY? JACOB? JHENE- YES MOM... HE CAME WITH ME. ME- WELL...YOU TWO REALLY DO NEED TO GET MARRIED AFTER THE BABY IS BORN. OR WHEN IT IS A TODDLER OR MAYBE EVEN A CHILD. NO WAIT TILL YOU GROW GREY HAIR AND DIE! JHENE- MOM.. JUST STOP IT! YOU ARE GONNA MAKE ME ANGRY! YOU JUST NAG ALL DARN DAY! DO THIS. DO THAT. HOW ABOUT YOU DO THIS AND SHUT UP. DO THAT! I'M OUT. NEXT CHAPTER JHENE WILL HAVE THE BABY (MAYBE TWO OR THREE OR FOUR OR FIVE OR SIX!) Current Mood: cold (Comment on this)
8:53 pm	THE SMITH FAMILY CHAPTER 10 OMG.... ITS BEEN 18 DAYS SINCE THE LAST STORY. WELL NOW ITS DORINDA AND SERANA'S BIRTHDAY. SO THEY ARE TODDLERS. SO LETS CHECK IT OUT- ME-OH JOHN THEY ARE SOO CUTE! JOHN- WE'VE WENT THROUGH THIS 4 TIMES! JOHNATHAN-I'M SO HAPPY I'M NOT THESE KIDS! ME- KIDS? KIDS? YOU WERE THE FIRST KID TO GET A D! SO WHOSE THE KID NOW FAILTURE? JHENE- I'M FINTA BE A ADULT! OHH YEA YEA! ME- NOT SO FAST THERE HOT SHOT! YOU WILL NEED A CAR, INSURANCE, A HOUSE, AND A MATE! JACOB- I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS. ME- AND... JACOB- THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT I'M MOVING OUT! THE BAD NEWS IS WITH YOUR DAUGHTER. JHENE- SEE MOM I HAVE A MATE! ME- OMG NO! JACOB OUT! JHENE IN MY ROOM PRONTO! JHENE- WHAT NOW? YOU TOLD ME TO GET A MATE. JACOB IS A NICE MAN. ME- THAT'S THE POINT! MAN! YOU ARE A LADY NOT A WOMAN! YOU ARE SO NOT MOVING OUT OF THIS HOUSE YOUNG LADY! YOU ARE GOING TO GO OUT THERE AND FIND YOU A 65 YEAR OLD MAN IF YOU COULD AND PEOPLE ARE NOT COMING UP TO ME SAYING 'YOU LET YOUR DAUGHTER HAVE A BABY BY A 65 YEAR OLD MAN! I JUST CANT HAVE A SON-IN-LAW WHO COULD BE MY FATHER! JHENE- MOM, WHY R U TRIPPIN? ME- TRIPPIN? TRIPPIN? YOU WILL NOT USE THOSE WORDS TOWARDS ME! JHENE- FINE! YOU MAKE ME SO DARN SICK! ME- GOOD! NEXT TIME SEE IF SANDRA WILL LET JHENE MOVE OUT SOONER OR LATER.....VERY LATE! Current Mood: cheerful (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
2:45 pm	PASSIONS OK. FOR ALL OF MY PASSIONS FANS. TODAY IS JANUARY 3, 2006. ALLISTAR JUST FOUND OUT THAT RACHEL CAME FROM THE DEAD. RACHEAL IS NOW TRYING TO KILL ALLISTAR. BUT EVERYONE ELSE HAS TO SUFFER SOMETHING BIGGER THAN THAT! RUNNING FROM FAKE FIRE. BUT IT WAS REALLY JUST RACHEAL COMING BUT I SAW THAT SHE NEVER CAME INTO THE LIVING ROOM SO IT WAS JUST A FAKE. NOW I HATE IT THAT PASSIPNS ONLY STAYS ON 5 MINUTES AND GOES RIGHT BACK TO A COMMERICIAL. (Comment on this)
Monday, January 2nd, 2006
3:57 pm	Happy New Year and a recap! HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS! OK. TODAY I WILL DO A RECAP AND A NEW STORY OF THE SMITH AND THE NEW FAMILY THE SMALLS! OK SANDRA JOHNSON LIVED WITH HER FAMILY IN STRANGETOWN. SHE MET JOHN SMITH. AFTER HER PARENTS DIED IN A FIRE IT WAS JUST SANDRA AND SAMANTHA SMALLS(18 YEARS OLD) JOHN MOVED IN. THEY GOT MARRIED AND TRIED FOR A BABY AND SHE IS NOW PREGGY WITH TWINS! SHE HAD JOHNATHAN AND JHENE (GIRL). SHE GOT PREGGY AGAIN WITH MONICA AND MICHEAL. THEY ALL GOT ENROLLED IN PRIVATE SCHOOL, JHENE HAD HER FIRST BREAK UP. JACOB MOVED IN. PREGGY AGAIN WITH TWINS! MICHEAL GOT IN BIG TROUBLE AND SANDRA HAD SERENA AND DORINDA. Current Mood: tired (Comment on this)